Creating converts

I work in fine dining and the other night a woman dining with her family was at the table knitting madly. "That's strange" I thought, "I've never seen that before. SHE MUST BE IN THE KNITTING OLYMPICS!"
I didn't want to bug her during dinner but when she was leaving I asked her. She and her husband I laughed and I thought that meant that she was in it but then she said "What's that?" I guess the laughter meant "What's this crazy talk of which you speak?"
Oh well, I told her to google Yarn Harlot and she could find out all about it. I'm now an official proselytizer for the KOlympics. I can't wait to see how many people we get in 4 years!